So my daughter knocks, then opens the bathroom door while I'm sitting on my throne, nose burried in "The shipping news."
She pokes her head in and says, "Daddy?"
"Mmhhmm?" I grunt.
Showing me our digital camera in her little hands, she innocently asks, "Can I take your picture?"
My reaction wouldn't earn me any 'Father of the Year' awards.
I'm gonna start locking that damn door!